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• Bart: Hey, Martin, tell him what we do with squealers.
  Martin: I don't know. Is it worse than what you do with people who have to go to the bathroom?...
• bell rings] Milhouse: School's out! Up yours, Krabappel!
  [runs out, while other students sit] Krabappel...
• Lou: Uh, Chief, what about those coleslaw punks? Wiggum
  Well, I... I can't be everywhere at once, Lou, now can I?...
• Skinner: [on the phone] I know Weinstein's parents were upset, uh, superintendent, but, but -- but I was _sure_ it was a phony excuse.
  I mean, it sounds so made up: "yom kip pur". [laughs sheepishly] Willy...
• Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, I'm in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do?
  Rachel's all like, "I love you and, and let's work on this....
• Moe: [sighs] Here you go! Here I am! Uncle Moe -- thank you, ma'am!
  This'll be a treat: Uncle Moe!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• You taught us about cool things like nature, and why we shouldn't drink sea water.
  -- Ben, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• Bart: Milhouse...do you ever worry that your mom might stop loving you?
  Milhouse: What? I'm more worried about pirhanas. Did you see that movie where they send a nuclear submarine to fight the pirhanas, and one of them swims right down the periscope and bites the guy in the eye, and he goes, "Aah!...