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  "I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone...
• You know you say things are 'much of a muchness' -- did you ever see such a thing as a drawing of a muchness?
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  [Lisa picks up the phone] Homer: Hi Lisa, how's your spring break going?...
• Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
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• Marge: Let Lisa be alone with her new friends. Ba
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• Lisa: A gift from my favorite crustacean. Rick: Hey.
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