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• My apologies, sir, but the sale of fireworks is prohibited in this state and is punishable by a f.
  .. [the last customer leaves] Follow me. -- Moral values up high, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• Marge: I'm sure you'll make plenty of friends. All you have to do is be yourself.
  [walks away] Lisa: Be myself? I've been myself for eight years and it hasn't worked....
• Lisa: Here's a good job at the fireworks factory. Home
  Those perfectionists, forget it. Lisa: How about this, a supervising technician at the toxic waste dump....
• Homer: [gasps] Duck! I can't let the boys see me with you!
  Ned: What? Homer: [grunts, pushes Ned down] Hi! Lenny...
• Some people have one of those days. I have one of those lives.
• bit-paired keyboard n.,obs. (alt. `bit-shift keyboard') A non-standard keyboard layout that seems to have originated with the Teletype ASR-33 and remained common for several years on early computer equipment.
  The ASR-33 was a mechanical device (see EOU), so the only way to generate the character codes from keystrokes was by some physical linkage....
• Marge: [reads note on freezer] "Put food in me." Home
  I'll take that. [sticks it on his belly] -- It sure does, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• QOTD: Some people have one of those days. I've had one of those lives.
• Lisa: In the beginning of the school year, each of you received a colored ticket.
  I hope everyone still has theirs. Crowd: Not me....