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Homer: Promise Not To Laugh? I Always Wanted To Own The Dallas Cowboys.
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Homer: Promise not to laugh? I always wanted to own the Dallas Cowboys.
[Bart and Lisa laugh]
Lisa: I'm sorry, Dad. I just find that very cute.
-- "You Only Move Twice"
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