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• Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2% and it's all because of my motivational techniques, like donuts and the possibility of more donuts to come.
  -- Homer Simpson You Only Move Twice...
• Hank: The key to motivation is trust. Let me show you what I mean.
  I want you to close your eyes and fall backwards, and I'll catch you....
• Hank: Ingenious, isn't it, Mr. Bont? Bont: Scorpio, you're totally mad.
  Hank: Heh, I wouldn't point fingers, you jerk. Bo...
• Hank: I'm gonna leave everything to you. We're on a tight schedule.
  You keep them motivated. [he leaves] [his staff is busily working] Home...
• Kent: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack-beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?
  Homer: Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent....
• Homer: Wow, my boss. Hank: Don't call me that word.
  I don't like things that elevate me about the other people....
• Grimes: Oh, I, I can't stand it any longer. This whole plant is insane.
  Insane, I tell you! [snaps mentally] Daahh! Aaah!...
• Hank: You will notice, my new best friend, that we are pretty casual around here.
  Homer: Yes, sir. I will notice that. Very casual, Mr....
• Marge: Good morning, dear. Homer: What's my name? What color is the sky?
  What of donuts? What?! For the love of God, tell me!...