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Homer: Say, What's Going On? Hank: I'm Having A Little Trouble With The Government.
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Homer: Say, what's going on?
Hank: I'm having a little trouble with the government.
Homer: Oh, those jerks always walking over the small businessman. Don't
get me started about the government.
-- "You Only Move Twice"
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