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Let Me Just Get My Girlfriend, And I'll Go. Hey, Crystal, Wake Up!
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Let me just get my girlfriend, and I'll go. Hey, Crystal, wake up!
-- Otto leaves OFF's house, "You Only Move Twice"
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Otto: Get off the bus or forever hold your peace, little dudes!
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Hank: Let them go. You'll stay here with me, we'll go bowling.
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Marge: Mr. Scorpio, this house is almost too good for us.
I keep expecting to get the bum's rush. Hank...
Hank: I'm gonna leave everything to you. We're on a tight schedule.
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Homer: Wow, my boss. Hank: Don't call me that word.
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