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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure before.
  Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out there....
• Marge: Oh, that's it: I'm going to write you a ticket.
  Homer: But Marge! We're family. Marge: You're breaking the law....
• Homer: Look, Marge... Honey... Baby... Doll... Marge
  [turning her back, folding her arms] Homer, I don't even want to look at you right now....
• Homer: Well, what do you think of me and Cypress Creek now, Marge?
  Marge: It does seem nicer than Springfield. Lisa...
• Homer: Oh Marge, I never felt so alone. No one believes me.
  [pause] Uh, this is the part where you're suppose to say "I Believe You, Homer"?...
• Marge: You will find her [Selma] a man! Homer: [conceding] All right.
  Marge: And not just any man. Homer: [annoyed] Okay!...
• Homer's brain: This is it, Homer. It's time to tell her the horrible secret from your past.
  Homer: Marge I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom....
• Marge: Homer [knocks again] Homer, why aren't you at work?
  Homer: The car won't start. I don't feel very good today....