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• Homer: Promise not to laugh? I always wanted to own the Dallas Cowboys.
  [Bart and Lisa laugh] Lisa: I'm sorry, Dad....
• You are the Skeptic. You have the power to Doubt.
• Me a skeptic? I trust you can prove that!?
• Homer shuts off the TV] Bart: Aw, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod!
  Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped. Marge: Oh, Homey, you should be proud!...
• Marge: Please, Homer, can't we try it? [going to a sushi bar] Home
  No. Lisa: Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us both....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Ooh la la! Lisa: Hi, Dad. Homer: You look great, sweetheart.
  Lisa: [abashed] Thanks. Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson....
• Homer: Okay, Homer, nothing to be worried about. Just.
  .. [gets punched] OOF! [way back in Row ZZ, Bart and Lisa watch] Ba...
• Lisa: Dad, can you take me to Dr. Hibbert's office?
  Homer: Why? What's wrong? Lisa: Oh, nothing. I just scheduled a tetanus booster....