But First, E.T., Phone Homer -- Simpson, That Is. Local Man, Homer Simpson, Shown Here With His Tongue Stuck To A Lamppost, Has Given Us This Videotape.

But First, E.T., Phone Homer -- Simpson, That Is. Local Man, Homer Simpson, Shown Here With His Tongue Stuck To A Lamppost, Has Given Us This Videotape.

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But first, E.T., phone Homer -- Simpson, that is. Local man, Homer
Simpson, shown here with his tongue stuck to a lamppost, has given us
this videotape.
-- Those damn file photos..., "The Springfield Files"

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