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• Lisa: Maybe you could take a class at Springfield Community College.
  Marge: I think it's a very nice idea. Don't you, Homer?...
• Homer: Marge, the boy was wearing a hawaiian shirt.
  Marge: So? Homer: There's only two kind of guys who wear those shi...
• Aagh! Pink? Marge, I can't wear a pink shirt to work.
  Everybody wears white shirts. I'm not popular enough to be different....
• Marge: Mmmm. You don't have to start drinking right away.
  I waas thinking we could go for a bike ride....
• Abe: That's _my_ ambulance. I called for it four hours ago.
  Homer: Marge, how did you know -- Marge: That the pants would rip?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Oh Marge, I never felt so alone. No one believes me.
  [pause] Uh, this is the part where you're suppose to say "I Believe You, Homer"?...
• Evelyn: Well, I can't pump [the gas] myself. I'm calling AAA.
  Marge: [stops her] I used to be a little overwhelmed too, but it's not that hard....
• Homer: Look, Marge... Honey... Baby... Doll... Marge
  [turning her back, folding her arms] Homer, I don't even want to look at you right now....