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• Krusty: Now, let's hear it for a great American. Former President Gerald Ford.
  Ford: Thank you, Krusty, for inviting me. Krusty...
• Homer: All right, Marge, I'll get you your nanny. And to pay for it, I'll give up the Civil War re-creation society I love so much.
  [at Moe's, everyone, including Moe, is dressed like 1800s military generals] Moe...
• Ned: Well, all right, I'd like to call this meeting of the PTA to or-diddely-order.
  Let's see if we can't put an end to this strike fuss, huh?...
• Bart: [sighs with relief] Willy's gone for good. Now I can get back to my normal dream
  me and Krusty winning the Super Bowl! [Krusty, dressed in a football uniform, runs up as a crowd cheers] Krusty...
• Krusty: I can't go to jail!! I got a swanky lifestyle.
  I'm used to the best. Man 1: Krusty, this is America....
• Doctor: Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. Now, when I remove the bandages, don't be alarmed by the total stranger staring back at you.
  [hands him a mirror] Krusty: Aah! I look exactly the same, you moron!...
• Lawyer: Krusty, have you _ever_ seen this so-called animation genius before?
  Krusty: Yes I have. Lawyer: [surprised] You have?...
• Krusty: [entertaining the family by riding a unicycle while balancing a plant on his nose] Ba
  Krusty, you don't have to be `on' tonight. Home...
• Emcee: And now, to help introduce our fantastic new burger -- the one with ketchup -- here he is, coming in by parachute
  Krusty the Klown! [sound of Homer yelling, getting rapidly louder] [he smashes through the hamburger display...