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Shary: Now, As Your Nanny, I'll Do Everything From Telling Stories To Changing Diapers.
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Shary: Now, as your nanny, I'll do everything from telling stories to
changing diapers.
Grampa: Put me down for one of each.
-- Eww, "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-cious"
Related:
Shary: [with bags] I believe my work here is done.
Marge: Thank you for everything Bart+Lisa: We'll miss you, Shary Bobbins....
Shary: Bart Simpson, this room is a frightful mess.
Bart: I'll get right on it. [hurls a cupcake on the wall] Shary...
Marge: [sits down] Shary, you did the best you could.
But you can't change this family. And neither can I....
Homer: Question two. Who was your last employer? Shary
Lord and Lady Huffington of Sussex. Homer: [whispering] Marge, do we know them?...
Burns: Bah, humbug. Shary: Oh, Mr. Burns, I think you'll find all life's problems just float away when you're flying a kite.
[gives him one] Burns: Balderdash. This is the silliest load of....
Kearney: I'm here about the nanny job. I'll keep a watchful eye on your kids and if they get out of line [smacks fist in palm] -- Pow!
Homer: I like him. Kearney: Thanks. Hey, where do you keep the liquor?...
Grampa: [flying out the door] I think we got our umbrellas switched!
[in the air] Whee! I never felt so alive!...
Shary: Hello, Willie. Lisa: You know her? Willie
Aye. Shary Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country....
Homer: Shary Bobbins, I want another beer. Shary: Well, you know, Homer [musical intro, Shary starts singing] If there's a job that must be done, You'll find it's much more fun.
.. Homer: [interrupting] You'll find it's even _more_ fun if _you_ get it for _me_!...