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• Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.
  Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams. Skinne...
• Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones the have at Krusty Burger.
  Skinner: [laughs] Oh, no, patented Skinner Burgers....
• Skinner: I'll tell you something that's not so funny.
  Right now, Superintendant Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl....
• Skinner: [faking a yawn] Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all.
  I'm pooped. Chalmers: Yes, I guess I should be -- [notes entire kitchen is on fire] Good Lord, what is happening in there?...
• Chalmers: Skinner! Skinner: [startled] Superintendent Chalmers.
  Chalmers: The whole town's in an uproar about your sleazy shenanigans....
• Skinner: I _did_ go to the town meeting with the intention of ambushing Mr.
  Burns. When it adjourned, I rushed to the lavatory to apply my camouflage makeup -- [flashback to Skinner in washroom] Skinne...
• Chalmers: [voice rising] Skinner...! Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers!
  You didn't have to come all the way down here....
• Skinner: Superintendent, we made the front page today!
  [holds up newspaper, covering word "Awful" in headline] Chalme...
• Chalmers: I must say I've had a lovely evening, Agnes.
  I don't suppose I could come in for a cup of....