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• Chalmers: Skinner!! Skinner: [gasps] Uh, Superintendant Chalmers!
  [nervously pants] What's wrong? Chalme...
• Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny, but it's not so funny when that violence is happening to you.
  Bart: [smug] But it _would_ be funny to someone who was watching us....
• Miss Simpson? Do you find something funny about the word tromboner?
  -- Mr. Largo, losing our PG rating, "Lisa's Date With Density...
• BG: Lisa, I sure am glad you dropped by. You're the first visitor I've had.
  Lisa: What about your family? BG: I don't really have a family....
• Chalmers: Skinner! Skinner: [startled] Superintendent Chalmers.
  Chalmers: The whole town's in an uproar about your sleazy shenanigans....
• Doris: OK, I got your German grub right here. [serves Bart, who eats, and walks away] Lisa
  Bart, does it strike you as odd that Uter disappeared and suddenly they're serving us this mysterious food called "Uterbraten"?...
• Marge: Hmm. Bart, what's wrong? There's something a little off about your hug.
  Bart: Mom, I need to tell you something. I kind of -- Marge...
• Lisa: Aah! It's the beating of that hideous heart!
  [everyone looks at her] I mean, I think I hear something....
• Homer: Come on, Lisa, say something funny. [holds a tape recorded with a microphone] Lisa
  Like what? Homer: Oh, something stupid like Bart would say....