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• Lisa: I think they're giving up. Nelson: Thanks for helping me out.
  You're a stand-up babe. -- This means good, right?, "Lisa's Date With Density...
• Sherri: She was looking at Nelson! Kids: [taunting] Lisa likes Nelson!
  Milhouse: She does not! Kids: [taunting] Milhouse likes Lisa!...
• Nelson: [reading] "Guess who likes you.
• Lisa: Nelson! Um... that note Milhouse gave you? It wasn't from him.
  It was from... me. Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like me?...
• Nelson: Lisa, cops are chasing me! I need a place to hide!
  [Homer opens his window] Homer: Lisa's window is the next one....
• Joy to the world the teacher's dead! They barbecued her head!
  What happened to her body? We flushed it down the potty And 'round and 'round it goes And 'round and 'round it....
• Lisa: [reading] "Nuke the whales?" You don't really believe that, do you?
  Nelson: I dunno. Gotta nuke something. Lisa: Touche....
• Lisa: Isn't it nice up here? What are you thinking, Nelson?
  Nelson: Am I thinking about what? Lisa: About anything....
• Lisa: I was in the library at the time, but Janey told me that Principal Skinner and Bart's teacher, Mrs.
  what's her name? Marge: Krabappel?...