Wiggum: A-ha! I had a feeling we'd find you here!
[shoots]
Lou: Chief, no!
Eddie: What'd you do that for?
Wiggum: Well, that thing's been driving the whole town nuts. Got me out
of the bath seven times. Seven!
Homer: [running down stairs] Hey, who shot the auto-dialer? [sees
police] ... Marge's auto-dialer.
Wiggum: See you in court, Simpson. Oh, and uh, bring that evidence with
you. Otherwise, I got no case, and you go scot-free, you know.
-- "Lisa's Date With Density"
