Related:

• Lisa: Nelson! Um... that note Milhouse gave you? It wasn't from him.
  It was from... me. Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like me?...
• Milhouse: You like Nelson?! But he's a creep and he chipped one of my permanent teeth!
  Lisa: But I bet underneath he's a sweet, sensitive person....
• Lisa: Milhouse, I've never told anyone this kind of thing before, but I've never felt this way before.
  I think I have a crush... Milhouse: [gasps] Oh!...
• Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and.
  .. Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house!...
• Lisa: I like you too, Milhouse, but not in that way.
  You're like a big sister. Milhouse: No, I'm not!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Skinner: [gasps] A principal's ransom in stolen goods!
  Well, sir, who's "Ha-ha"-ing now? Nelso...
• Lisa: Isn't it nice up here? What are you thinking, Nelson?
  Nelson: Am I thinking about what? Lisa: About anything....
• Lisa: [reading] "Nuke the whales?" You don't really believe that, do you?
  Nelson: I dunno. Gotta nuke something. Lisa: Touche....