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Homer, Of All The Crazy Ideas You've Had, This One Ranks Somewhere In The Middle.
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Homer, of all the crazy ideas you've had, this one ranks somewhere in
the middle.
-- Marge comments on Homer's new boxing carreer,
"The Homer They Fall"
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All our financial plans are ruined. We're doomed....
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You love high-tech gadgets. Marge: No, I don't....
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Homer, could ve have a word with you? Homer: No. Ho...
Moe: Are you man enough to test every one of your limits?
Homer: Yes. Moe: And are you man enough to throw a punch should the opportunity arise?...
Homer: [gasps] You know Lucius Sweet?! He's one of the biggest names in boxing!
He's exactly as rich and as famous as Don King, and he looks just like him, too!...
Marge: I wrote a poem for you this afternoon, Homer.
It's called, `To a Husband'. Homer: Okay, okay....
Homer: Well, Marge, it was horrible. Everyone was against me in that jury room.
But I stood by the courage of my convictions and I prevailed....
Homer: Oh, Marge. I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwitch.
Marge: There might be one in this cooler. [digs in Frampton's cooler] Oh, here you go....
Barney: Man, you'd never get me into a ring. Boxing causes brain damage.
[drinks varnish] -- "The Homer They Fall...