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Marge: Before You Even Consider This, I Insist You Consult A Doctor.
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Marge: Before you even consider this, I insist you consult a doctor.
Homer: No problemo. [pecks Marge on the cheek and walks off]
Marge: A _competant_ doctor!
Homer: [off-screen] D'oh!
-- She knows the trick, "The Homer They Fall"
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