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Moe: I Gotta Be Honest With You, Homer. I Didn't Bring You Up Here To Show You My New Tar Paper.
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Moe: I gotta be honest with you, Homer. I didn't bring you up here to
show you my new tar paper.
Homer: You didn't?
Moe: No. Homer, how would you like to be heavyweight champion of the
world?
Homer: Oh, sure.
-- Casual talk, "The Homer They Fall"
Related:
Moe: Geez, Homer. I never seen a guy stand up to that kind of punishment.
I mean, you took a three-man pounding and didn't even fall down....
Bart: [whining] Mom, my slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets.
And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination....
Homer: You better have a good reason for doing that, boy.
Jimbo: It makes me feel like a big man. Homer: Let me check my reason list....
Moe: Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need.
However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance....
Moe: Hey, Homer, I snuck you in a beer for old times' sake?
Homer: Thanks, Moe. [drinks it] Moe: You know, Homer, that beer ain't free....
Guy: Greetings, good men. Might I trouble you for a drink?
Moe: Oh, get out of here, Homer. Guy: Homer? Who is Homer?...
Moe: Hello. Homer: Moe, what are you doing here? Moe
What? What, a bartender can't come by and say hi to his best customer?...
Moe: Who's gonna knock you down? Homer: No one! Moe
When do you gonna fight back? Homer: Never! Moe...
Homer: And that is that! Goodbye mind-numbing, back-breaking labor forever.
Hello, dream job in paradise. [scene switch to Homer against a backdrop of blue skies, beaches, palm trees, and steel drum music] And now, the final phase of my plan....