Buffer: Celebrities at ringside tonight:
Star of the McBain action films, and feature player in the
Hollywood prostitution scandal: Rainer-r-r Wolfcastle!
[applause]
TV anchorman and Springfield institution, Mr. Kent Brockman!
[Kent waves, and the audience boos and throws litter at him]
Kent: [sarcastic laugh] This just in, go to hell!
Buffer: From the world of organized crime, say hello to Anthony "Fat
Tony" D'Amico!
[applause]
-- Typical ringside, "The Homer They Fall"