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To Challenge The Irresistable Force Of Tatum, We Have The Immoveable Objec
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To challenge the irresistable force of Tatum, we have the immoveable
object; he's been called the Brickhead House and is also known as the
Southern Dandy, Homer-r-r Simpson!
-- Who's gonna bleep me now?, "The Homer They Fall"
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on TV, a monstrously strong Drederick Tatum exits a jail cell threateningly] Announce
Society put away Drederick Tatum for his brutal crime....
Man #1: Champ, do you feel remorse for your crime? Tatum
Oh, yes. Believe me, my god, if I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair-pushing, I would certainly....
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Homer: [moaning] Oh, why me? -- "The Homer They Fall...
Tatum: Homer, your manager obviously loves you very much.
Lucius, would you do that for me? Lucius: Absolutely, I would....
Moe: All right, Homer, I'm not gonna lie to you. There's a good chance you can beat Tatum.
But you gotta visualize how you're gonna win, okay?...
Marge: Homer, why are they saying you're going to fight Drederick Tatum?
Homer: [gulps] Uh, well, uh, I was gonna surprise you, but....
Kent: And we visit with heavyweight champion Dreaderick Tatum, who reminisces about growing up in Springfield.
Tatum: That town is a dump. If you ever see me back there, you'll know I really [bleep]ed up bad....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Announcer: And now we return to "Fox Night at the Movie
Homer S.: Portrait of an Ass-Grabber", starring Dennis Franz....