Marge: Bart, company's coming, go put doilies under the coasters, hurry,
hurry!
[the dishwasher dings]
[Marge opens it to reveal four toilet seats inside]
Marge: Lisa, quick, screw these back on!
Lisa: Mom, calm down, the party's not for another three hours!
Marge: Oh, good! That will give me time to add another coat of glaze to
the ham. [she opens the oven to reveal said meat glowing almost
radioactively]
-- The conscientious party-giver, "A Milhouse Divided"