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• Homer: Barney, give me your keys. You're too drunk to drive.
  Barney: I'm fine. Homer: OK, you leave me no option....
• Bart: I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing.
  [taps head] Lisa: Hmm. Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter is the language of the soul....
• Lisa: [touches Bart's injured arm] Bart: Ow! Quit it.
  Lisa: [touches Bart's injured arm] Bart: Ow! Quit it....
• Homer: Remember what Vince Lombardi said: If you lose you're out of the family!
  Marge: Homer! [slap] Homer: Ow....
• Homer: Bart! Lisa! [swans stampede Homer] Willya.
  .. D'oh... Where are are you kids! [Bart beans Homer with a rock] Ow!...
• Homer: What is it, boy? Bart: Mmph. Mmph. Mmph. Home
  Is anything the matter, my son? Talk to me, young man....
• Bart: Wow! Look at all the colors, man! Lisa: Red, green, yellow, orange!
  I remember all of these. Milhouse: I'm freaking out!...
• Milhouse fiddles with knobs before getting a whap in the head from Nelson] Milhouse
  Ow! Bart, Nelson hit me. Bart: He sure did....
• Homer: {[lowering a table out the window] Got it, Barn?
  } Barney: {[below] Got what? [crash] Ow!} Skinne...