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• Larry: Well, uh... sheesh... uh... I'm a little nervous here.
  What I'm trying to say is, I'm... Burns: You're what?...
• Burns: I see. Well, I -- ooh, you know, I just remembered, it's time for my annual donation.
  [brings out checkbook and pen] I wonder how much I should give....
• Larry: Hey, I'm looking for this guy. [shows an old picture of Burns] Anyone know who he is?
  Bart: Yeah, sure, we know him. That's Mr. Burns....
• Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he loves you.
  And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right....
• Burns: Ahoy-hoy? Homer: [speaking through a kazoo] Hello, Mr.
  Burns. This is the kidnapper. Do you miss your son?...
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Larry: Well, how 'bout it, Pop? I know it's tough, but can you love me for what I am?
  [cops a smirk] Burns: Uh... well... uh... [hugs Larry] There there, sonny boy....
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
• Larry: Sheesh, Dad and I, we started out great. But now it's falling apart like a Chinese motorcycle.
  Homer: It's so unfair. You're everything a dad could hope for....