Larry: Well, how do ya like that? I have been in a museum. So, what
happened with you and Ma?
Burns: Oh, there was a terrible scandal. Lily's family forced her to
give you up, and bundled her off to a convent in the South Seas.
I never heard from her again. But I prattle on. Tell me
everything about your life.
Larry: Oh, what's to tell? I was at the orphanage till I was 18, then I
got my job at a souvenir stand. Oh, and once I saw a blimp.
-- Uh-huh, "Burns, Baby Burns"