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• Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
  Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair!...
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• Larry: Well, how 'bout it, Pop? I know it's tough, but can you love me for what I am?
  [cops a smirk] Burns: Uh... well... uh... [hugs Larry] There there, sonny boy....
• Hey, you folks are all right. Man, it was rough getting a ride out there.
  The only car that stopped was a hearse that thought I fell out....
• Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he loves you.
  And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right....
• You can't eat the orange and throw the peel away; a man is not a piece of fruit.
  -- Arthur Miller, The Death Of A Salesma...
• Larry: Well, uh... sheesh... uh... I'm a little nervous here.
  What I'm trying to say is, I'm... Burns: You're what?...
• Burns: Ahoy-hoy? Homer: [speaking through a kazoo] Hello, Mr.
  Burns. This is the kidnapper. Do you miss your son?...
• Homer: Bart, you're coming home. Bart: I want to stay here with Mr.
  Burns. Burns: I suggest you leave immediately. Home...