Brockman: A clean-up effort is already underway, and as always, the
first to pitch in are those unsung heroes, Hollywood movie
stars.
[cut to Baby Seal Beach, where Rainier Wolfcastle is cleaning
off a baby seal]
Rainier: This isn't about publicity. This is about cleaning off gunk.
Starlet: [holding a bird egg] As a Golden Globe nominee, I just think
it's our duty to make the real globe a little more golden.
[egg hatches]
-- Steering clear of more fashionable causes,
"Bart After Dark"