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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list] I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
  Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer, you tell me that all the time....
• Marge: Homer, did you eat my whole pan of brownies?
  Bart: Uh oh. You're in for it now, Dad. Homer: Marge, I'm feeling a lot of shame right now....
• Marge: This has been such a nice peaceful dinner. It calls for a celebration.
  I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house...
• Marge: I've got to tell Homer about this baby in just the right way and at just the right time.
  Until then, please, keep this to yourselves....
• Bart: You're a pin-monkey? Wow! Finally I don't have to be ashamed of my father's job.
  Lisa: I think it's romantic, throwing off the shackles of the workaday world and following a dream....
• Homer: ...so they say I might have a problem. [finishes brushing his teeth, and polishes off a bottle of that wonderful Duff] Marge
  [reading from a pamphlet entitled, "Is Your Spouse a Souse?...
• Marge: A tombstone?! Patty: It came with the burial plot, but that's not importa
  he important thing is, Homer's dead. Selma...
• Zweig: Marge, therapy can be an intense process. Marge
  Uh huh... Zweig: We're going to delve deeply into your subconscious and we're not going to stop until we've exposed the root of your fear of flying....