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Bart: Dad? I Think I Need Some Fresh Air. Can I Go To The Park?
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Bart: Dad? I think I need some fresh air. Can I go to the park?
Homer: Do I have to sit up?
Bart: No.
Homer: Knock yourself out.
-- "Bart After Dark"
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Homer: Boy, you're gonna have to be punished for this.
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