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• Marge: Uh... sorry. Lovejoy: Thanks a lot, Marge. That was our only burlesque house.
  Belle: I _do_ love it when you drop by, Marge. Next time, why don't we get together at _your_ house....
• Bart: Wow, man, what _is_ this place? Belle: I prefer not to be called "man.
  My name is Belle, and this is the Maison Derriere....
• Belle: Normally, we don't allow children in here, but your father was so insistent.
  Bart: He's tough but fair. I'll start sorting these bras....
• Ned: If you need anything just give a whistle. Home
  I could use a TV tray. Ned: Well, gee... Homer: What?...
• Otto: My standards are just too high, you know? I feel like nobody's good enough for me.
  [a flea falls from his hair] Oh. You think you got 'em all, but you forget about the eggs!...
• Homer: Just a minute! [sounds of grunting and paper tearing] Hello?
  Belle: Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very valuable stone gargoyle and....
• We're just as much a part of Springfield as the church, the library or the crazy house.
  -- Belle illustrates the diversity of Springfield...
• Belle: Oh, that was our emcee, Mel Zetz. He got out of bed too fast and broke his hip.
  Bart: So who's gonna warm up the crowd tonight? Belle...
• La Belle Dame Sans Merci: The beautiful lady who never says thank you. -- Michael Flande