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Lisa: Hmm. Pressure Dropping, Humidity Rising Over Eighty Percent, Increasing Wind?
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Lisa: Hmm. Pressure dropping, humidity rising over eighty percent,
increasing wind?
[consults "How, Why, and Huh? Book of Weather"]
Here we are -- chapter two: "So Your Pressure Is Dropping."
-- "Hurricane Neddy"
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