Homer: Oh, I'm sure I'd be a third wheel.
Ned: Ho ho, no sir-ee, we'd be happy as heads to ha...
Homer: [sternly] _I_ would make it my _business_ to be a third wheel.
Ned: Okily dokily. Oooh, I better go take down the Manger scene. If
baby Jesus got loose, it could really do some damage.
-- Simple hazards for the Flanderses, "Hurricane Neddy"