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• Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
  They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
• Homer rings Ned's doorbell] Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
  Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and take his tickets?...
• Homer: [answering door] Hello? Yes? Oh. [sees that it's Lard Lad] Heh heh.
  If you're looking for that big donut of yours, um....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Todd: Oh my gosh! Look at Rod! Rod: [stuck horizontally inside a tree] I have a headache.
  [Ned pulls him out] Ned: Well, sir, everyone's alive....
• Ned: I can't do it, Maude. I can't face their accusing eyes!
  Maude: Oh, don't worry, Ned. This is a house of love and forgiveness....
• Marge: I'm sure your insurance will cover the house.
  Maude: Uh, well, no. Neddy doesn't believe in insurance....
• Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
  He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up in the morgue, he'll fax us....
• Homer: [directly towards mirror] Aw that's it, you just can't insult this guy.
  You call him a moron and he just sits there, grinning moronly....