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• Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.
  -- H. Jackson Browne, P. S. I Love You...
• Marge: Dear God, this is Marge Simpson. If you stop this hurricane and save our family, we will be forever grateful -- and recommend you to all our friends!
  So, if you could find it in your infinite wisdom to....
• Ned: Need some help there? You know, maybe you folks should come over and punker in our bunker.
  [Ned's house is covered with tints] Oh, it'll be fun!...
• Wiggum: Wait a minute. If the second old geezer got shot, how come nobody reported it?
  [at the old folks home, they pound on door 26] [Jasper answers] Wiggum...
• Ned: Thank you so much, Homer. You're a true friend.
  Homer: Right back at you, buddy. Now how about that game at the Pitch'N'Putt?...
• Ned: Was that, uh, was that toilet always next to the refrigerator?
  Wiggum: Uh, Ned, you ever try lugging a toilet up a flight of stairs?...
• Marge: Why don't we do something to take our minds off the storm?
  [looks through a box] Oooh, a Rubik's Cube!...
• Evacuator: Sir, for your own safety, we do advise you to evacuate.
  Grampa: I ain't leaving! I was born in this nursing home, and I'll die in this nursing home....
• I, I can't tell you exactly what we do on that pain and suffering in the ---- [He then looked off-stage to Kevin Moley
  he deputy secretary of the Department of health, for advice] Kevin, what do we do on the pain and suffering on our malpractice proposal?...