Marge: [sighs] ...and Then They Gave Me Back My $500 Investment And Kicked Me Out Of The Club.

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Marge: [sighs] ...and then they gave me back my $500 investment and
kicked me out of the club.
Homer: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Back up a bit now. When are the
pancakes coming in the mail?
Marge: Well, maybe it's all for the best.
Homer: What do you need to make money for, anyway? As long as I have my
earning power, this family's got nothing to worry about.
[stabs his eye with a hot dog]
Oww! Ohh! Call work and tell 'em I won't be in tomorrow.
-- "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson"

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