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• Lisa: I was in the library at the time, but Janey told me that Principal Skinner and Bart's teacher, Mrs.
  what's her name? Marge: Krabappel?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: The national grammar rodeo? I wish I were going.
  Oh, wait, wait; I wish I _was_ going. Is that right, Bart?...
• Abe: Son, I've come to help you. I know who the Cat Burglar is.
  Homer: What? Marge: Who? Bart: Huh? Lisa: What? Abe...
• Lisa: Uh, Bart -- Bart: [pointing] Don't turn on that light!
  Lisa: Sorry, I just came to see how you were feeling....
• Lisa: I think she likes my present better. \< Ba
  Does not! Lisa: |Does too! Bart: | |Does not!...
• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
• Bart: Hey, Lis, you still upset about that jazz guy?
  Lisa: [noticing Bart] Oh. Bart: If it helps, I believe that after you die, you come back as whatever you want....
• Lisa: Hey, Bart. How's your arm? Bart: It's all right.
  I was hoping they'd give me one of those steel claws, but what are you gonna do....