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• Lisa: Mr. Smithers, Mr. Smithers! That moose is on fire!
  Smithers: Fine, good. I don't care anymore. -- "Mountain of Madne...
• Ranger: I won't lie to you. Our chances of finding your children are slim to nil.
  Lisa: [from below] Hi mom! [Smithers and the kids are waving at Marge] Marge...
• Bart: Is there maple syrup in this one? Smithers: There isn't any food in any of these trees.
  Please, Bart, we've got to hurry! I can't be the last one to reach the cabin....
• Smithers: [feeding him] Here comes the endangered condor into the power lines.
  .. I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn yourself on his eye....
• Burns: Oh this might take a while, Smithers. Why don't you get drunk and stumble around comically for my amusement?
  Smithers: [taking bottle of booze] I'll be a one-man conga line....
• Smithers: I've placed all your names in this hat. Home
  Ooh! Smithers: Thank you. -- "Mountain of Madne...
• Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers] Aah!
  Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait a minute...
• And to show that I'm not playing favorites, both Smithers and I will be participating.
  Who knows? _I_ might be the unlucky one who gets fired....
• Well, there's only one name left. Whoever it is will be paired with me.
  And that person is -- Waylon Smithers. Perfect. That's just perfect....