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• Burns: Well, Simpson, I must say, once you've been through something like that with a person, you never want to see that person again.
  Homer: You said it, you weirdo!...
• Burns: What happened? [snow rumbles] Home
  I think when we yelled we caused another avalanche....
• Hmmm, look at those eyes. He's trying to hypnotize me, but not in the good Las Vegas way.
  -- Homer Simpson Mountain of Madne...
• Homer: Oh, these sure are comfortable chairs. Bu
  Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?...
• Burns: Is it supposed to take this long? What's a good time for a mass evacuation of the entire plant?
  Smithers: Forty five seconds. Burns: And what's our time so far?...
• Burns: Simpson, I have a confession. I'm not quite the tunnel-digger I made myself out to be.
  Homer: You can supervise me. Burns: All right, good!...
• Homer: Wow, you sure know how to cheat, Mr. Burns. Bu
  Yes, well, I'm older than you. Burns: You know, Simpson, you're not as objectionable as you seemed when we first met....
• Burns: Tell me, Simpson. If an opportunity arose for taking a small shortcut, you wouldn't be adverse to taking it, would you?
  Homer: Uhh, not as such. Burns: Neither would I. I've always felt that there's far too much hysteria these days about so-called cheating....
• Homer talks to Mindy on a monitor] Burns: Look at those two inseparable chums, Smithers.
  That's exactly the teamwork we'd like to showcase at this year's energy convention....