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Lenny: Well, We Made It Here First. All Thanks To Teamwork.
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Lenny: Well, we made it here first. All thanks to teamwork.
Carl: Yeah, *my* teamwork.
-- "Mountain of Madness"
Related:
Lenny: Hey, did you hear something? Carl: No. Lenny
Hmm. Did I? Carl: [exhasperated] I don't know. -- Teamwork at work, "Mountain of Madne...
Carl: According to the map, the cabin should be right here.
Lenny: Hey, maybe there is no cabin. Maybe it's one of them metaphorical things....
Burns: So, how did we do? Smithers: [looking at his stopwatch] It's a new record, sir.
Burns: Outstanding. Well, perhaps all of this _has_ been worthwhile....
Homer: So, Mr. Burns is gonna make us all go on a stupid corporate retreat up in the mountains to learn about _teamwork_.
Which means we'll have to cancel our plans to hang around here....
Burns: Meltdown alert? Mad dog drill? Blimp attack?
Ah... I think a good old-fashioned fire drill today....
Lenny: All of us guys pitched in and made you a "Get Well" card.
Homer: Thanks, guys. [we see the back, it reads "EMERGENCY PROCEDURE - DO NOT REMOVE"] Carl...
Smithers: Now pair off as I draw your names. Lenny and.
.. Carl. Carl: Aw nuts! I mean, um... Aw nuts. -- "Mountain of Madne...
Smithers: It's them, all right. Marge: We're over here, Homie!
Lenny: Oh, something's wrong with its breaks! Gangway!...
Burns: Could you explain your model, young man? Grime
[from audience] What's to explain? He's an idiot!...