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Hmm. Look At His Eyes. He's Trying To Hypnotize Me, But Not In The Good Las Vegas Way.
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Hmm. Look at his eyes. He's trying to hypnotize me, but not in the
good Las Vegas way.
-- Homer, "Mountain of Madness"
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Hmmm, look at those eyes. He's trying to hypnotize me, but not in the good Las Vegas way.
-- Homer Simpson Mountain of Madne...
Did you hear about the Las Vegas high roller who would flip his nightly callgirl to see if he got head or tail.
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Burns: Tell me, Simpson. If an opportunity arose for taking a small shortcut, you wouldn't be adverse to taking it, would you?
Homer: Uhh, not as such. Burns: Neither would I. I've always felt that there's far too much hysteria these days about so-called cheating....
In the 60's] there was madness in any direction, at any hour .
.. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was `right', that we were winning ....
In the 60's] there was madness in any direction, at any hour .
.. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was `right', that we were winning ....
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Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...