Myers: I have figured out how to rejuvenate the show. It's so simple,
you egghead writers would've never thought of it! What we need
is... a new character! One that today's kids can relate to!
[writers look at each other, uncertain]
Oakley: Are you absolutely sure that's wise, sir? I mean, I don't want
to sound pretentious here, but Itchy and Scratchy comprise a
dramaturgical dyad.
Krusty: Hey, this ain't art -- it's business!
-- That's the spirit!,
"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
