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• Database: On the "Itchy & Scratchy" CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?
  Homer: What the hell are you talking about? June...
• June: [in Itchy's voice] Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
  Do you? Homer: [Poochie voice] Yes, I certainly do!...
• Meep, Meep, (and picture a cloud of smoke...)
• Doug: In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones.
  I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a [the three nerds chuckle] magic xylophone or something?...
• Bart: Haven't you ever listened to yourself on a tape recorder?
  Homer: I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick....
• Homer: Well, at least _I_ liked it. Didn't I? Brai
  Oh, you don't want to know what _I_ really think. Now look sad and say "D'oh"....
• Back with the focus group... Man: How many of you kids would like Itchy & Scratchy to deal with real-life problems, like the ones you face every day?
  Kids: [clamoring] Oh, yeah! I would! Great idea!...
• Homer: [clears throat] Ruff, ruff! I'm Poochie, the rockin' dog!
  Myers: Now, that's just bad. You've got no attitude, you're barely outrageous, and I don't know what you're in, but it's not *my* face....
• Itchy: Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
  Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! [Roger Myers' voice] I have to go now....