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Todd's Been Pinching Everyone Lately.
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Todd's been pinching everyone lately.
-- Ned, explaining how rambunctious and wild his kids
can be, "My Sister, My Sitter"
Related:
They're gonna get eaten alive in Middle School.
-- Lisa comments on Rod and Todd's panic over a moth, "My Sister, My Sitte...
You could be Abe Lincoln's father's boss!
-- Bart compliments Homer on his classy attire, "My Sister, My Sitte...
Lisa: [tucking in Rod] Once there was a robot named Todd.
Todd: Did he have a brother? Lisa: Yes, he had a brother named Rod, who was two space years older than him....
Don't laugh at me! I was once like you!
Take it like a man, boy, and do everything your sister says. -- Homer, "My Sister, My Sitte
Lisa: Hey, Bart. How's your arm? Bart: It's all right.
I was hoping they'd give me one of those steel claws, but what are you gonna do....
But I'm _very_ mature for my age. People often mistake me for nine!
-- Lisa, "My Sister, My Sitte...
Child: Unky Moe? Moe: [trying hard for control] Whaaat.
..is it, sweetheart? Child: My sodie is too cold. My teef hurt!...
Lisa: Bart, I know you're not wild about having me for a babysitter, but I'm not some ogre.
I think you will find me fair and fun. Ba...