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• Quimby: I guess we're not going to find anything. Otto
  Um, how are we going to get out of here? Homer: We'll dig our way out!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: [into bullhorn] Marge, Marge! Marge: Homer? Home
  Look Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband....
• Malloy: And little Lisa: here's your saxophone. Lisa
  Thank you. And thank you, Dad. You got it back -- just like you said you would....
• Marge: This has been such a nice peaceful dinner. It calls for a celebration.
  I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house...
• Lisa: Hey! Chief Wiggum, what are you doing? What's going on?
  Wiggum: I'm sorry, kid, we got Simpson DNA on Burns' clothing and your father was identified by the old man himself....
• Homer: What's wrong with you? What are you trying to hide from me.
  .. [Homer opens the door and sniffs] What's that smell?...
• Homer gets chased by dogs] Homer: Oh no, they're gaining on me.
  Wait! I have an idea! [reaches into shirt, pulls out wieners] These wieners will give me the quick energy I need to escape....
• Homer: Fine. I can have a great time all by myself.
  Lisa: Hey Dad, I think state and federal laws require us to have a babysitter....