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• Cecil: When that pie hit your face, I saw my dreams explode in a burst of cream and crust.
  But I suppose I should thank you. After all, it lead me to my true calling....
• Cecil: I'm framing you and I'm doing a really excellent job, too.
  Bob: Wait a minute. This is all because I got to be Krusty's sidekick instead of you, isn't it?...
• Cecil: At last I'm going to do what Bob never could.
  Kill Bart Simpson! Bart: Throwing me off a dam?...
• Bob: You wanted to be Krusty's sidekick since you were five!
  What about the buffoon lessons, the four years at clown college....
• Bart: [holding Cecil's eyes closed from behind] Guess who?
  Cecil: Maris? -- Metahumor, "The Brother From Another Serie...
• You've brought shame to this family, Cecil. Oh, I don't relish having to write the Christmas letter this year.
  -- Sideshow Bob, "The Brother From Another Serie...
• Cecil: I have the '82 Chateau Latour and a rather indifferent Rausan- Segle.
  Bob: I've been in prison, Cecil. I'll be happy just as long it doesn't taste like orange drink fermented under a radiator....
• Bob: You can't do this! I saved the children's lives, I'm a hero!
  Cecil: [craftily] Tell them they'll live to regret this....
• Techie: Talking doll, take eight. Lisa: "When I get married, I'm keeping my own name.
  Oh, no, that should probably be "If I choose to get married....