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  ..and I mean ever, because this is not a call-in show....
• Herb: Give me a hug, brother. Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
  -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Homer: [sleepy] Must...protect...sugar. Thieves everywhere.
  The strong must protect the sweet...the sweet....
• Bart: All right! Snow day. No school tomorrow! [throws his schoolbook on the fire] Lisa
  That doesn't mean you don't have to do your book report....
• Marge: I want you to take Larry back to Mr. Burns right now, before you get in a lot of trouble.
  Homer: But the.. wh.. Marge! It's broad daylight and there's cops everywhere!...
• Homer: If only I could think of an invention...something that would really make money.
  Must concentrate and work harder than I've ever worked -- [falls asleep] [in his dream, a conference table of executives applaud] Ma...
• Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
  Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking up] All right, what makes you say that?...
• Lisa: All right! Now you have all the Simpsons behind you.
  Apu: That's nice, although three of you are below voting age....
• Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
  Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking up] All right, what makes you say that?...