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• Milhouse: Bart, my mom won't let me be your friend any more.
  That's why you couldn't come to the party....
• Homer: Oh, these sure are comfortable chairs. Bu
  Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?...
• Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt. And I 'ate him!
  [raises a huge bone of meat] [Bart gasps] [tears meat off the bone] I 'ate his little face, I 'ate his guts, and I 'ate the way he's always barkin'!...
• Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but ..
  . -- I have to floss my cat. -- I've dedicated my life to linguini....
• I killed him, and he forgave me. Why did he have to be so nice about it?
  Peri, Revelation of the Dalek...
• Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I have to floss my cat.
  -- I've dedicated my life to linguini. -- I need to spend more time with my blender....
• Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
  Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy....
• A man was kneeling by a grave in a cemetery, crying and praying very loudly, "Oh why.
  .eeeee did you die...eeeeee, Oh Why..eeeeee, why did you Di....