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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: So, Mr. Burns is gonna make us all go on a stupid corporate retreat up in the mountains to learn about _teamwork_.
  Which means we'll have to cancel our plans to hang around here....
• Lisa tears off a strip of wallpaper] Marge: Lisa, what are you doing?
  Lisa: Just trying to fill the void of random, meaningless destruction Bart's absence has left in our hearts....
• Marge puts a six-pack ring in a wastebasket] Lisa: Mom, Mom!
  You're mixing polyapolane with polyurethane Home...
• Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of "Cops", but if we hurry we can catch the last three.
  Homer: Aw, sorry Bart, Lisa and I are going out for a gelato....
• Marge: [answering phone] Hello? Oh, Homey, hello! I can't remember the last time you called me from wor-- oh, you want to speak with Lisa.
  [Lisa picks up the phone] Homer: Hi Lisa, how's your spring break going?...
• Marge: Why don't we invite Mr. Bergstrom to dinner?
  Lisa: Oh, Mom! That's wonderful! Can I find out his favorite dish and help you make it?...
• Bart: [plaintive] Are you there, God? It's me, Bart Simpson.
  I know I never paid too much attention in church, but I could really use some of that good stuff now....
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....